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Noun - a member of the militant insurgency that engaged in insurrection at the Malheur national wildlife refuge and dug latrines on ancient native American burial grounds after they succeeded in clogging all the toilets. They referred to themselves as "Patriots" prompting the sardonic sobriquet portmanteau neologism "pootriot" which was shortened to simply "poot" for the sake of brevity and the tyranny of 140 characters on Twitter. The term has been expanded to include any supporters of these insurgents.

Verb - to engage in any activities related to anarchic defiance of the constitutional authority of law enforcement or local, state and federal court ruling and judgements.
Noun - "Bobby became a poot when he wasn't allowed do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted, wherever he wanted."

Verb - "Bobby purchased an AR-15 to poot with."

Adjective - "dude, that was so poot when you pointed you gun at that cop!"
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Poot is a unrecognized sibling of the world famous Demi Lovato. She came out to the world through Twitter, where she states she was "locked in a basement her whole life," (@OfficialPoot on Twitter). We don't know much about Poot, other than what is stated in her Twitter bio.
"Poot! Clean the dishes before your famous sister gets home!"
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Poot. Poot is Demi's twin sister who has been locked in a basement her entire life and just now came out, stealing Demi's fame. She is now a very popular meme.
Demi is so annoyed that Poot stole her spotlight.
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Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a church pew after a healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".
Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**

Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"

Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"

Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
by SenorMusk August 28, 2007
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a particularly airy fart; a type of fart that a girl would make.
by Crunkmasta Flex August 11, 2003
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