valentrae 

sexy tbh , funny , tall , fatty , FAT BUNDA wrd

- phoenyx

dh look at how fine valentrae is

valentrae by phoenyx September 7, 2022

Funny Valentine 

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.

1.
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"

Funny Valentine by Sospicion July 24, 2019

Valentanal

Anal sex on Valentine’s Day

My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.

Valentanal by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021

valentines day video 

a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.

phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

valentines day video by Phil trash #2 October 1, 2015

Cat Valentine

the hottest most beautiful girl that went to Hollywood Arts. Known for her red hair, amazing voice, dumb thoughts, and her acting. She now lives with Samantha Puckett babysitting kids.

Tori:hey Cat!
Cat Valentine:What's that suppose to mean

Cat Valentine by Nicholas Cors December 3, 2013

valentine's day 

The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.

valentine's day by youdontsmellbad September 3, 2004

Blue Valentine 

A Blue Valentine is dying love or dead love a love that wasn't even supposed to ever end but due to unforeseen circumstances it did and once it's gone it's gone forever like a beautiful flower if you take care of the flower it will grow and it will flourish but once you stop taking proper care of it the flower will die and there will be no way to bring it back once it's dead. Love Is just a chemical reaction in the brain that fades with time there for to truly love someone you must keep that love from fading but we often get complacent we no longer do the little things we once did for each other we become lazy with love. Love no matter how strong will die knowledge of impermanence is crucial in keeping and understanding love something that isn't made to last but yet we try and make it last forever so, in essence, don't become complacent with love

Their love became a blue valentine, he didn't even see it coming if only he tried harder

Blue Valentine by anonymous February 20, 2020