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Also known as Singles’ Awareness Day. A Western import that has propelled puppy love to attaining brand status; a day when stupid, shallow guys and gals go blind-dated to make others feel jealous or envious of them.
The most dreaded day of the year when jealousy, envy, hatred, and pain are at their highest among teenagers and singles, Valentine’s Day is unverifiably the root cause why there are more teenage suicides and murders in February than in any other month.
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by MathPlus February 14, 2018
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The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.
Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh
by The guy over there February 14, 2018
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A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
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Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy
When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.
by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018
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