Valentard

someone who makes out Valentine's day to be something more than just a tribute to chocolates and the color pink.

She spent an hour telling me how important it was for her to get a date by Valentine's Day.

What a Valentard.

by ShowFire March 2, 2011

Valentard

Someone (usually a guy) that is very attractive, in a rock-star sort of way. (Tall and skinny.) Usually plays an instrument of some sort and has piercings and tattoos. (They have no meaning; just because (s)he wanted one.) Tells Bill Brasky jokes after consuming one beer (Also very drunk at this point). Has a redneck hick sort of manner. Ususally clad in a baseball hat and mismatched flip-flops and cargo shorts. Very self-confident. Very horny, but also very stupid. Passes up sex with two very willing wo(men) on several occasions. Just a general prick all the way around.
Dry and sarcastic, you will learn everything you ever need to know in college from him/her.

Valentard: So, this one time I was in the back of a truck will Bill Brasky and a deer-

Girl: So, you wanna get out of here?

Valentard: Sure.....So you see this tattoo here. I just went in and said I wanted a tattoo.

Girl: Cool!

Valentard: So I play piano.

Girl: Even cooler! Good with your fingers, then, eh?

Valentard: So, I don't want a relationship out of this, I just wanna fuck.

Girl: Great! That's all I really want too! Can my friend (insert name here) come too?

Valentard: Sure!.....So, I totally don't have any condoms. Maybe some other time?

Girls: (Very pissed) Sure.

by Brittany Allen December 24, 2008

voluntard

A voluntard provides unpaid help, generally in the form of time and or labor to a non-profit or charity organization, but his or her actions or effort demonstrate a lack of concientousness, care, or common sense. Voluntards may repeatedly commit acts that would cause them to be counseled or fired from a paying job.

The voluntards at the pet rescue rarely take the time to remove uneaten food from the bowls before putting the bowls in the sink, thus causing frequent plumbing issues that require time or money to rectify.

by GovTeach July 12, 2015

Valentanal

Anal sex on Valentine’s Day

My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.

by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021

Voluntard

A volunteer that is retarded. Usually too dedicated to the cause to have a functioning brain, making it hard for everyone else around them.

I know we have to work with them but dude, these voluntards are killing us!

by Firstee January 26, 2009

calentard

someone who has an inordinate amount of trouble scheduling, accepting and attending meetings (especially through Outlook)

"Sorry I'm such a calentard -- I swear that meeting fell off of my calendar. Again. Can you forward it to me?"

by kdubs94304 October 7, 2009

Valtard

Often refers to one who lacks total and utter common sense.

Dude, that valtard just lit his pubes on fire trying to light his cigarette.

by Drop Dead, Gorgeous April 15, 2008