valentae 

Means caring , quiet, loving . Though he may not be one to show his emotions all the time he is a total sweet heart and anyone you wish to hurt him should watch there backs.

Of Valentae your a great guy I mean it.

valentae by Jacky Rocks February 17, 2020

Valentanal

Anal sex on Valentine’s Day

My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.

Valentanal by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021

valente 

usually a hispanic male, who is a flirt, very good looking, a leader and takes the bull by the horns. does not like conflict but is ready to face on anything. He is a lone wolf and is all around cool and calm.

Jill: oh look at that sexy animal of a guy,
Cindy: Oh yeah that must be valente, lets sleep with him.

valente by sanderjo January 15, 2011

Valentard 

someone who makes out Valentine's day to be something more than just a tribute to chocolates and the color pink.

She spent an hour telling me how important it was for her to get a date by Valentine's Day.

What a Valentard.

Valentard by ShowFire March 2, 2011

Valentendonitis 

Damage to one's giggle stick or whoo-ha. Occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. When the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. Doctors coined the term Valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after Valentine’s Day.

Pat: Where’s Eric?
Danton: He’s still in his room with Kala.
Pat: Have they even left the room since yesterday?
Danton: Not from what I’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits.
Pat: They better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of Valentendonitis.

Valentendonitis by PattyJ-2785 February 9, 2010

Valenterrible

What lonely people call Valentine's Day.

Lonely Girl- I'm so lonely! I get no love,no flowers,nor candy... This is a Valenterrible Day!

Valenterrible by sexygayboy February 13, 2010

Valente’d 

Bent over a barrel and pegged by a giant wooden club

You got Valente’d!!!

Pronounced val-ent-tayed

Valente’d by Dubs Dix February 27, 2019