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usually a hispanic male, who is a flirt, very good looking, a leader and takes the bull by the horns. does not like conflict but is ready to face on anything. He is a lone wolf and is all around cool and calm.
Jill: oh look at that sexy animal of a guy,
Cindy: Oh yeah that must be valente, lets sleep with him.
valente by sanderjo January 15, 2011
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my last name is valente, i am the valuable one!
valente by frank valente September 5, 2006
A ugly mushroom. He has a really bad haircut it looks like a 2 year old did it (actually it’s a lot worse) HE IS A PLAYER. He is very rude. NEVER DATE A VALENTE I AM WARNING YOU!
His girlfriend: ooooOooOoO he is so hawtt

Friend/close person:ummmm Valente looks like a mushroom
Valente by Um_um_um January 3, 2019
a doctor that is fresh out of residency that prefers to have sex with his old lady patients or a young man that is attracted to ladies that are past the cougar stage
I can't believe you went to a nursing home to get a date, you are such a Valente
Valente by E.T. Bonehome February 16, 2009
A homossexual breed found usually in Santa Maria da Feira.

A Valente is a assumed super gay, and is a short dick man.
Person 1: He is such a Valente.
Person 2: Why? Does he have a small penis?
Valente by ....hub.com November 24, 2021

Valente’d 

Bent over a barrel and pegged by a giant wooden club
You got Valente’d!!!

Pronounced val-ent-tayed
Valente’d by Dubs Dix February 27, 2019

Phil Valente 

another word for stoner, bitch, whose too lazy to get a job.
Do you know Phil Valente, he's the guy with three flat tires.
Phil Valente by Sam January 20, 2005
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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