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my last name is valente, i am the valuable one!
valente by frank valente September 5, 2006
A ugly mushroom. He has a really bad haircut it looks like a 2 year old did it (actually it’s a lot worse) HE IS A PLAYER. He is very rude. NEVER DATE A VALENTE I AM WARNING YOU!
His girlfriend: ooooOooOoO he is so hawtt

Friend/close person:ummmm Valente looks like a mushroom
Valente by Um_um_um January 3, 2019
a doctor that is fresh out of residency that prefers to have sex with his old lady patients or a young man that is attracted to ladies that are past the cougar stage
I can't believe you went to a nursing home to get a date, you are such a Valente
Valente by E.T. Bonehome February 16, 2009
A homossexual breed found usually in Santa Maria da Feira.

A Valente is a assumed super gay, and is a short dick man.
Person 1: He is such a Valente.
Person 2: Why? Does he have a small penis?
Valente by ....hub.com November 24, 2021

Valente’d 

Bent over a barrel and pegged by a giant wooden club
You got Valente’d!!!

Pronounced val-ent-tayed
Valente’d by Dubs Dix February 27, 2019

Phil Valente 

another word for stoner, bitch, whose too lazy to get a job.
Do you know Phil Valente, he's the guy with three flat tires.
Phil Valente by Sam January 20, 2005