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Vagpits
Vagpits is a word to be used when one's bodily odor coming from said person's armpits (generally of the male variety) resembles the smell of wet vagina. It is to be used as a noun yet has some moments when it is useful as an adjective.
P1: "Dude, Alec has vagpits."
Alec: "No I don't!"
P2: *Smells Alec's pits* "Dude, you've totally got vagpits."
Alec: "No I don't!"
P2: *Smells Alec's pits* "Dude, you've totally got vagpits."
Vagpits by FloggingMutton May 9, 2009
Vageisse
A hyperbolic curse word, usually exclaimed loudly, combining the German curse "scheisse" (for "shit") and vagina.
vagissues
Woman: I'm having my period.
Man: Shut up with those vagissues.
Woman: Why won't you love me???
Man: Vagissues!!!!
Man: Shut up with those vagissues.
Woman: Why won't you love me???
Man: Vagissues!!!!
vagissues by royalewcheese11 March 9, 2012
Vagisseur
a connoisseur of all types of vaginas, emphatically skill in oral and digital stimulation of all areas of the vagina.
Vagisseur by #TEAMAWESOME April 16, 2011
vampisser
vampisser by jovanivazquez June 13, 2021
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