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VamPoser 

Teens, Tweens & those without any reasonable social skills who "self-identify" with whatever the latest goth and/or vampire "fashion" is "in", and believe that their participation makes them part of something "real", "deep" & "Spiritual". Back in the '80 they were called "Art Fags".
Look at that little VamPoser over there -- just how much glitter is that dude wearing on his skin?
VamPoser by AL1EN April 13, 2010
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I'm the thing that lurks in the night, a vampier!
Vampier by Ck_bowers15 July 2, 2016

Vamposer 

A tween or teen, usually female, who truly believes they will someday be able to achieve vampire status. They are firmly in love with the brothers from The Vampire Diaries, anyone in Twilight, or aspires to become Katherine (also from the Vampire Diaries). Will usually sport a set of fake vampire fangs (especially on Thursday evenings when the Vampire Diaries plays on TV) even though spit flies from their mouths.
Abby and Audrey are vamposers; they have those fake fangs in again.

Vampster 

A Vampster is an offshoot of Hipster. Only a Vampster is more dark and foreboding. Probably not someone you want to meet in a dark alley when you're drunk and look like a normal Hipster. A Vampster will totally kick your ass for even trying to copy their original style. So you can't EVEN try...A Vampster also owns their own boat.
Look at the Maddeline chick, she's such a Vampster. Wish I could be like her.
Vampster by Maddeline Force! March 21, 2010

vampierlife 

when you are hard and all about the vampierlife on twitter
@sexybellaca got a misspelled tatto that reads vampierlife
vampierlife by Kingcesa March 18, 2011

vampster 

a cross breed between a vampire and a hamster, a vampster

is easy to recodnize it looks like a human but has enormas buck teeth they have the abilaty to control minds, run super fast, and are only able to survive in cool weather.
GUY# 1:OH MY GOD I THINK THAT GUYS A VAMPSTER!
GUY# 2: no he just has huge front teeth
GUY# 1: oh ok