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Any problems of or relating to vaginas or womanhood in general.

Woman: I'm having my period.
Man: Shut up with those vagissues.

Woman: Why won't you love me???
Man: Vagissues!!!!

vagissues by royalewcheese11 March 9, 2012

Words you can keep

Vagasseuse

A person who s talent is use in the massaging the vagina and is great at it.

He is just a a real Vagasseuse when come to putting a smile on a women's face

Vagasseuse by Redbull6.0 December 16, 2019

Related Words

vagissues • Vagasseuse • Vagisqueeze • Vagisseur • vagissle

Vagisqueeze

What I do to tighten my vaginal wall after giving birth

He said I was lose last night, like a hot dog thrown down a hallway. Better practice my vagisqueeze.

Vagisqueeze by Trinity Lost September 25, 2020

Vagisseur

a connoisseur of all types of vaginas, emphatically skill in oral and digital stimulation of all areas of the vagina.

Lex is a certified vagisseur!

Vagisseur by #TEAMAWESOME April 16, 2011

vagissle

Hypothetically…

When a foreign object (i.e. tampon, penis, etc.) is shot out of a woman’s vagina via her own doing

My sister told me on the way to our dad’s house that she vagissled on her period last week.

vagissle by vagissleorginator April 27, 2023

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026