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vagiscerated

contraction of the words "vagina" and "eviscerated", meaning a severely damaged or destroyed vagina. The undesirable and unpleasant condition of a woman's pussy after it's been pounded and abused due to excessive harsh sexual intercourse or extreme prolonged masturbation.
1) "Shelly was so vagiscerated from playing with her two foot, double-headed 'man-o-war' all night that she had to go to the emergency room."

2) "Tanya was an absolute vagiscerated trainwreck after hosting her son's entire high school football team's victory celebration."
vagiscerated by imbrockstone March 8, 2015

vagisaurus rex

Someone who is being a real big pussy.
Dude, stop being a vagisaurus rex.
vagisaurus rex by jorge10886 January 26, 2006

vaginasseur

A vaginasseur is an expert judge of taste, look, smell, and feel of a vagina. This status of expertise is honorific and is typically acknowledged by one's "bros". Earning this title is typically done by being a known sexual deviant. Not only must you have had sex with many women, but you must have talked about each encounter in great detail, vividly describing each vagina to the point of exhaustion.
Tim sure is a sexaholic, he's had sex with at least three hundred girls and can recall every vagina in disgusting detail. I idolize the way that man can describe each fold. He is the ultimate vaginasseur with his keen vaga-analytic abilities.
vaginasseur by 407FLSTCKISS September 24, 2013

Vagisaurus 

A very large, loose vagina resembling the man-eating flower on Mario games, Plentiful among older looking women.
Ew, I bet that 60 year old lesbian gym coach has a vagisaurus.
Vagisaurus by Tardified July 31, 2010

Vavasseur 

A crazy nigga who is colorblind and calls white people black and vice versa, snorts cocaine for a living and roflpwns. he is very hilarious.
Did u see that hilarious kid over there?

Yeah, pure vavasseur
Vavasseur by ANGRYBLACKNIGGA May 27, 2011

Vagasseuse 

A person who s talent is use in the massaging the vagina and is great at it.
He is just a a real Vagasseuse when come to putting a smile on a women's face
Vagasseuse by Redbull6.0 December 16, 2019