a connoisseur of all types of vaginas, emphatically skill in oral and digital stimulation of all areas of the vagina.
by #TEAMAWESOME April 16, 2011
Get the Vagisseur mug.contraction of the words "vagina" and "eviscerated", meaning a severely damaged or destroyed vagina. The undesirable and unpleasant condition of a woman's pussy after it's been pounded and abused due to excessive harsh sexual intercourse or extreme prolonged masturbation.
1) "Shelly was so vagiscerated from playing with her two foot, double-headed 'man-o-war' all night that she had to go to the emergency room."
2) "Tanya was an absolute vagiscerated trainwreck after hosting her son's entire high school football team's victory celebration."
2) "Tanya was an absolute vagiscerated trainwreck after hosting her son's entire high school football team's victory celebration."
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by jorge10886 January 26, 2006
Get the vagisaurus rex mug.A vaginasseur is an expert judge of taste, look, smell, and feel of a vagina. This status of expertise is honorific and is typically acknowledged by one's "bros". Earning this title is typically done by being a known sexual deviant. Not only must you have had sex with many women, but you must have talked about each encounter in great detail, vividly describing each vagina to the point of exhaustion.
Tim sure is a sexaholic, he's had sex with at least three hundred girls and can recall every vagina in disgusting detail. I idolize the way that man can describe each fold. He is the ultimate vaginasseur with his keen vaga-analytic abilities.
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