Confagled

When one is indescribably happy.

Originally from words of unknown origin whilst still maintaining meaning from a very important mind.

"DUDE! I just got a blowjob! I'm so fucking confagled!"
"SEX!"

by FloggingMutton June 24, 2009

Man Apparatus

Any device used as a whole to do something manly and productive such as a penis or a bong.

"I'm thinking you should touch my man apparatus."

by FloggingMutton June 13, 2009

Vagpits

Vagpits is a word to be used when one's bodily odor coming from said person's armpits (generally of the male variety) resembles the smell of wet vagina. It is to be used as a noun yet has some moments when it is useful as an adjective.

P1: "Dude, Alec has vagpits."
Alec: "No I don't!"
P2: *Smells Alec's pits* "Dude, you've totally got vagpits."

by FloggingMutton May 09, 2009