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Vagpits is a word to be used when one's bodily odor coming from said person's armpits (generally of the male variety) resembles the smell of wet vagina. It is to be used as a noun yet has some moments when it is useful as an adjective.
P1: "Dude, Alec has vagpits."
Alec: "No I don't!"
P2: *Smells Alec's pits* "Dude, you've totally got vagpits."
Vagpits by FloggingMutton May 9, 2009
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When a womans tits are so saggy that they hang around her vagina forming a strange "tit valley" around the prize...
Damn homey, look at dem vagtits....

I was bangin' dis hoe last night and damn she had some vagtits goin' on man.
vagtits by hingdinger January 21, 2010
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Erotic stimulation by pissing in a chicks vagina while having sex.
Vagpissing is great fun.
vagpiss by M.R. March 21, 2003
When a Woman has mastered her sex appeal and is using her sex appeal to stun and incapacitate men.
"Yo You see those girls over there That One in the Red is a black belt in Vagitsu"

"But her friend is only a purple belt"
Vagitsu by ElKahunaGrande22 May 22, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026