The mindset describing how high you are, short for “Phase two”, referring to smoking marijuana until you have reach a new phase of being high.
Gunnerson looks P2 buttered
by Liljoka November 27, 2017
Losing an enormous amount of personal property to the point where someone cannot even take items with him/her out to a club because it is excessively clear that he/she will lose them.
Dude, that guy is a complete P2! He lost 5 iPhones, his debit card and $800 in different foreign currencies in a month! Not to mention his dignity...

Yo, you'd better leave your phone at my apartment - I'm pretty sure you're gonna pull a P2 tonight.
by Jellyrockstar December 14, 2011
Shortform for Player 2. Traditionally, the second player in a video game (e.g. the Super Nintendo supports two controllers; Player 1 and Player 2).

Older generation video games did not support text for Player 1 or 2. It was shortened to P1 and P2. Today, games support multiple players either off-line or on-line; making the word obsolete.

For the geekier/nerdier audience today, p2 can be used romantically as a substitute for Valentine in the phrase, "Will you be my Valentine?" It is cliched that this audience will often spend their Valentine's Day playing games by themselves as Player 1. Consequently, they will invite the boy/girl of their dreams to join them as Player 2, happily playing the game together.
"p2 is raking in the points on Bubble Bobble!"

Holton asks, "Julia, will you be my p2?"
by Ruppet February 17, 2010
Another way of saying "farts." When pronounced in Spanish, it sounds the same as "pedos," which is the plural of fart in Spanish.
That kim chi gave me nasty-ass p2!

by MattSoCal February 23, 2007
Ray Lewis Killed A Guy or Ray Lewis Killed A Guy (probably 2)
The proper response whenever a football fan posts stupid shit about a player.
"Bradshaw couldn't spell 'cat' if you spotted him 'c-a.'
RLKAG or RLKAG (p2)
by discord999 May 24, 2020
a key to the mod of portal 2 titled portal 2 community edition
A:hey! give me that p2:ce key
B:what will you do for it?
A:I will beta test and find bugs
B:your not meant to be here
by Unknown124345 January 1, 2023