vagimancy

Description: Skill most sexy women posses and use it for their own gain.
Use: Seducing the males (in case of homosexuality, other females).
Success rate: Sexiness%
Side notes: Fails to work on gays.

Vagimancy use successful, male face-controller seduced, free ticket to the club gained.

by Zeho January 2, 2009

Vagancy

Pronounced Vaj-ancy: A portmanteau of the words "Vagina" and "Vacancy" meaning a vacant vagina.

I see you have a vagancy, but I'm guessing it's not high enough occupancy for me.

by Ryan.C.S. August 12, 2011

Vagimony

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.

"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"

by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

Vaginamancy

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.

In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy

by centricity October 15, 2010

Vaginomancy

1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates.

Girl: What are you studying at school?
Boy: Vaginomancy.

by flumpis October 16, 2006

vaginamancy

The wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heterosexual man's circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain, and readjusting flow to the lower waist

Her powers of vaginamancy are superior even to your mom's!

by Kevin Petrick February 17, 2004

vagmance

The act of giving a woman's vagina proper attention before an intimate act.

The equivalent to wining and dining a girl (dinner, movie)
"wooing" of the vag.

Don't just stick it in, give me some vagmance first.

by knithappens October 25, 2011