Vaginamancy 

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.

In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy

Vaginamancy by centricity October 15, 2010

vaginamancy 

The wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heterosexual man's circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain, and readjusting flow to the lower waist

Her powers of vaginamancy are superior even to your mom's!

vaginamancy by Kevin Petrick February 17, 2004

vaginamoney 

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.

Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."

vaginamoney by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

vaginamony 

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.

Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!

vaginamony by MattOly May 13, 2005

vaginamony 

Paying money for a vagina you no longer have access to. It's like selling your car and having to still paying the insurance even though someone else is driving it now.

Because the man worked hard and his wife was lazy, he got sick of it and left her. Now she won't need a job for years because she can live comfortably off vaginamony.

vaginamony by coder April 18, 2005

Vaginomancy 

1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates.

Girl: What are you studying at school?
Boy: Vaginomancy.

Vaginomancy by flumpis October 16, 2006

vaginaman 

when a guy tucks his cock and balls between his legs, making it look like he's got just a bush

That was kinda gross in The Silence of the Lambs when Buffalo Bill did the vaginaman.

vaginaman by Eduardo Lopeze July 5, 2005