Vagamancy

the evil little tricks women pull on men. The women that do it often are known as vagamancers.

"Did you see Vagamancy Sheila used on Tom, bro?!"
"Shit yeah I did! What a Vagamancer!"

by inHonorofAbrahamClincoln October 19, 2012

Vagancy

Pronounced Vaj-ancy: A portmanteau of the words "Vagina" and "Vacancy" meaning a vacant vagina.

I see you have a vagancy, but I'm guessing it's not high enough occupancy for me.

by Ryan.C.S. August 12, 2011

Vaginamancy

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.

In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy

by centricity October 15, 2010

Vagalanch

An overwhelming amount of vaginas. Possibly fatal.

Things haven't been the same since spencer was paralyzed from the waist down by the vagalanch

by LOKImischief April 25, 2008

vaginamancy

The wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heterosexual man's circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain, and readjusting flow to the lower waist

Her powers of vaginamancy are superior even to your mom's!

by Kevin Petrick February 17, 2004

vagmance

The act of giving a woman's vagina proper attention before an intimate act.

The equivalent to wining and dining a girl (dinner, movie)
"wooing" of the vag.

Don't just stick it in, give me some vagmance first.

by knithappens October 25, 2011

Vagalanche

The ensuing avalanche of vaginas that occurs to someone when they are so cool.

Dude, do you like me new haircut? I better wear my Avi beacon because there's about to be a vagalanche up in this mofo.

by cdettwei March 8, 2020