A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.
1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.
2. What the gently caress is going on here?
3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.
2. What the gently caress is going on here?
3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.
by flumpis April 02, 2007
To feed someone with lactose intolerance something containing dairy, and not tell them until after they've eaten some/all of it. Can be accidental or intentional.
A: "Here try this dish I made"
B: "Mmmm it's delicious!"
A: "Yep well 2 cups of heavy cream will do that"
B: "YOU LACTDOSED ME"
A: "Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't know you were lactose intolerant"
B: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW" (diarrheas everywhere)
B: "Mmmm it's delicious!"
A: "Yep well 2 cups of heavy cream will do that"
B: "YOU LACTDOSED ME"
A: "Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't know you were lactose intolerant"
B: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW" (diarrheas everywhere)
by flumpis July 31, 2024
1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates.
by flumpis October 17, 2006
An underage female who uses a male of legal drinking age to get free booze. Can be applied to any form of alcohol.
by flumpis December 19, 2006