Definitions by flumpis

Lactdose

To feed someone with lactose intolerance something containing dairy, and not tell them until after they've eaten some/all of it. Can be accidental or intentional.

A: "Here try this dish I made"
B: "Mmmm it's delicious!"
A: "Yep well 2 cups of heavy cream will do that"
B: "YOU LACTDOSED ME"
A: "Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't know you were lactose intolerant"
B: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW" (diarrheas everywhere)

Lactdose by flumpis July 31, 2024

Gently Caress

A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.

1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.

Gently Caress by flumpis December 24, 2008

Beer Digger 

An underage female who uses a male of legal drinking age to get free booze. Can be applied to any form of alcohol.

Those chicks are nothin' but beer diggers - they came over, chugged my wine, and left.

Beer Digger by flumpis December 21, 2006

Vaginomancy 

1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates.

Girl: What are you studying at school?
Boy: Vaginomancy.

Vaginomancy by flumpis October 16, 2006