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Guessing 

The act of overreacting to a situation, or to respond to a situation in an odd, or uncalled for manner.
Why is he acting like that it's not even that serious, oh he big guessing.
Guessing by Big_Guessin April 1, 2020
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guessing 

When someone says I'll smack you up

you say you're guessing af.
guessing by Fhee June 7, 2016

Guessing 

I'm not guessing bitch. I'm watching anyone who gives me a chance get taken down in real time. The Tates. Justin Roiland. Anyone who can be linked directly to this? Hit with a bullshit charge. Lose their money or job. I said a guys name and he disappeared from the internet.
Hym "It ain't a guess bitch. No guessing here. I know what you're doing. I know what you're going to do. And you're DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING because YOU... DON'T know what I'M going to do."
Guessing by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Guessing 

Hey, the 200 guys said it was Euclidean geometry and something else.
Hym "So it isn't 'guessing' right? Remember? Euclidean reasoning? No? Still not a thing?"
Guessing by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

guy guessing 

When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
guy guessing by alvass September 21, 2023

The Guessing Game 

a game that people play over video chat where one side will pick a number and make the other side guess. If the other side gets it wrong, then they have to take off a piece of clothing. If the other side gets it right, then the original people have to take off a piece of clothing.
They were playing the guessing game and Brianna chose 3. Michael guessed 3. Brianna took off her shirt.
The Guessing Game by BMKJA December 17, 2008

Pray to the guessing gods 

It's when you've studied to the point of exhaustion

The Last desperate plea for recall memory and a little extra help from the guessing gods to be on your side for choosing the right answers come test day
I've done all I can do. Now it's time to pray to the guessing gods
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