Vagimony

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.

"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"

by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

Vagimones

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.

Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."

by MeHondo August 17, 2012

Vagirony

When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.

Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.

by tkast68 January 10, 2012

vagimonster

really big razar sharp twatcake.

that vagimonster didn't close the door behind her.

by rachelrachel December 29, 2005

Vagirony

Observation by a female comedian of a situation that is strange and funny in an unexpected way.

With her keen sense of vagirony, Sarah Silverman was able to tell a story about her nasty yellow discharge that made her endearing to an even larger number of horny men.

by DrKam September 26, 2013

vagimond

when in beerpong a diamond shape made by four cups sometimes refered to as the vagina rack

next rack give me a vagimond

by thevam18 July 20, 2007