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vagrance 

"After the bums were forced to vacate the building, there was a vagrance in the air for some days."
vagrance by Vatu July 21, 2019
Not considerred a word anymore. It is a praise of genreal goodness.
A thousand vagancies for glory and happiness.
vagance by waffle November 3, 2003

Known Variance Reconciled (KVR) 

1. Variance that is reconciled
2. Variance that is known and reconciled
3. Known variance just because
4. Known variance because we know it is a variance
5. Known variance that will not be resolved
6. Variance that is know and reconciled, however not sure what to do with the variance or clear.
I see a $10,000 variance. Its definitely a known variance reconciled (KVR). I don't know what it relates to so let's KVR it.

vagmance 

The act of giving a woman's vagina proper attention before an intimate act.

The equivalent to wining and dining a girl (dinner, movie)
"wooing" of the vag.
Don't just stick it in, give me some vagmance first.
vagmance by knithappens October 25, 2011

Vagmance 

You know when two of your guy friends have that "special bond" (no homo). This is called a "bromance." A vagmance is the female version of a bromance.
AD: awww, i love you A
AY: i love you too!
AY: whats the word for a girl version of a bromance? bc i think we are involved in one right now hahaha
AD: we are definitely in a vagmance.
Vagmance by goodmorninghaters July 18, 2011

variance 

a. The act of varying.
b. The state or quality of being variant or variable; a variation.
c. A difference between what is expected and what actually occurs.
2. The state or fact of differing or of being in conflict.
Firmly resolved, after putting his affairs in order in the regiment, to retire from the army and return and marry Sonya, Nicholas, serious, sorrowful, and at variance with his parents, but, as it seemed to him, passionately in love, left at the beginning of January to rejoin his regiment.
War and Peace by Tolstoy, Leo
variance by English Student November 4, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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