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Vaginamancy 

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.
In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy
Vaginamancy by centricity October 15, 2010
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vaginamancy 

The wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heterosexual man's circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain, and readjusting flow to the lower waist
Her powers of vaginamancy are superior even to your mom's!
vaginamancy by Kevin Petrick February 17, 2004

Vaginomony 

The money you pay after a divorce for a vagina that you no longer have. Varient of Alimony
Why should a guy get married and risk paying vaginomony
Vaginomony by kendvp December 4, 2004
Description: Skill most sexy women posses and use it for their own gain.
Use: Seducing the males (in case of homosexuality, other females).
Success rate: Sexiness%
Side notes: Fails to work on gays.
Vagimancy use successful, male face-controller seduced, free ticket to the club gained.
vagimancy by Zeho January 2, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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