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Person with unexplained love for german car makers VW, Audi. Usually hipster with latest pitchfork's best new music playing on car stereo. Car drastically lowered and with expensive oldschool rims. Usually slow but shiny car. Uses it's transportation to allure female hipsters to enjoy their genitalia. Prefers pre 1990 VAG "hot hatches". Usually has no friends, hates faster cars i.e. USDM, JDM.
A: I'll dump that shit yo, german engineering, those AA tights on dat hip ass maen!!

B: d00d you are such vagfag
vagfag by 332211332211 March 29, 2010
A woman who has succumbed to the illicit power, money, and propaganda that emanates from a Vaginal Vampire and is willing to throw other women under the bus to gain the most meager of accolades from a VagVamp.

A VagHag will think, say, and do anything that a Vaginal Vampire requests in the name of religious idolatry or conservative dogma.
Sue had been standing in line for days. She was demeaning and pestering women who were entering the clinic for their health care needs. When asked, "Why are you acting like a VagHag?" her meek response was "My boss wants me to stop other women from using birth control or getting abortions and he even pays me for being here!"
VagHag by Bort6 October 1, 2012
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the insulting mix between a vagina and a faggot
vagagot by immrPedoson February 19, 2012

Vagaggle 

The weather is perfect for cunt flying, look there is a vagaggle right now!
Vagaggle by Thevsgaggler June 4, 2018

Vagagony 

The pain between the legs that women feel from the seat on a bicycle, or after a spin class. Kelly Ripa brought attention to this word by using it on a "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" episode.
I need to buy padded shorts, because I'm in vagagony after that last ride!
Vagagony by Supergenius1 April 14, 2010
n. Personal issues or conditions traditionally carried around by women. Most typically, these issues are either unresolved troubles from the past or an outrage born of some minor slight their significant other or friends managed to unwittingly inflict. Etymologically from "vagina" and "baggage".
"I'll open the door for you, but I won't carry your vagagge."
"Man, Lindsey and Meghan have so much vagagge, I can't imagine how they're both married. Their poor husbands."
Vagagge by Rambutan January 8, 2009
The vaginal history of a woman. It covers how many partners she's had and how many STD'S. Similar to a carfax.
My girlfriend has been with alot of people, I'll have to run a VagFax before I sleep with her.
VagFax by Peesalot July 12, 2017
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