Peesalot's definitions

Stoma Stuffer

The act of fucking a throat stoma until you cum in it and choke the person.

I was giving this quadriplegic a stoma stuffer, she couldn't breathe right for a week. Luckily she was too busy choking to catch me in her motorized wheel chair.

by Peesalot July 15, 2017

Stoma Stuffing

Fucking the stoma hole until you cum in it and choke the person to death.

Woman: Why isnt Sally at the party?

Me: I gave her a Stoma Stuffing last night. Her funeral is tomorrow.

by Peesalot July 12, 2017

Roader

Getting oral sex, while driving down the road.

I picked up Billys mom from the airport, she gave me a roader on the way home.

by Peesalot July 18, 2017

VagFax

The vaginal history of how many partners and STD's a woman has had. And if it has been in any wrecks. Similar to CarFax.

I've heard my girlfriend has been with alot of guys. I'm gonna have to run a VagFax on her.

by Peesalot July 12, 2017

Fart Snorkel

A snorkel placed in the mouth of the first party, while a second party sits on the opened end and farts down the tube into the mouth of the first party.

Wes gave Cody a fart snorkel while he was snorkeling in the pool.

by Peesalot June 21, 2018

Lap Dog

A sexual position in which a female(or male) lay across two males, who are in the front seats of a vehicle. The female (or male) performs oral sex on one male and the other male has vaginal or anal sex with him or her.

I almost wrecked my car, when we turned Ted's wife into a lap dog. It was the best Roader I've ever had.

by Peesalot July 18, 2017

Dick Coozie

A female that is only good for keeping your dick warm. She has no other worth other than to place your dick in(mouth, butt, vagina, hand) and keep it warm.

Emily can’t cook, clean, and doesn’t have a job. The only thing she is good for is being a Dick Coozie.

by Peesalot August 3, 2018