vag-fag

Name: vag-fag Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

A man who likes and dates women, but when his significant other is not around he acts like a Homo.

Dude, did u see that Vag-Fag over there. His girl went to the bar and he's looking at ur ass!

vag-fag by Robb Currie January 6, 2008

Vag-fag

A really offensive term for lesbian, vag-fag is a short term for vagina-faggot.

"Ew, Vanessa is such a vag-fag, I can't"

Vag-fag by ShutUpBitchBam August 18, 2013

Get the Vag-fag mug.

Related Words

vag-fag • fag vag • Fag with a vag • vag • Vag Badge • vag out • Vag Tag • vag patch • Vag Slap • Vag Cake

vag fag

A "Vag Fag" (pronounced with a soft g in Vag), which is short for "vagina faggot", can refer to any homosexual woman. It is often found to be derogatory, although many people simply don't know what a "Vag Fag" is. It may or may not be considered more offensive than the better-known slur, "dyke".

Ellen DeGeneres is a vag fag.

vag fag by Styles84 September 6, 2011

vag fag

A guy who pretends to be gay but is really just trying to sleep with all the women that become his friend after they think he's gay.

Dude 1: That gay dude just grabbed that girl's tit and she didn't get mad!

Dude 2: It's cuz he's gay.

Dude 4: No, he's a vag fag. They all think he's gay but check that boner he's rockin when he's surrounded by chicks.

vag fag by $ED$ April 30, 2011

fag vag

The anus of a gay male, which is used as a substitute for the all mighty vagina, which is also a sin because god says all men must like vaginas.

Dude, that guy looks like a fan of the fag vag, for sure.

Dude, if you pound the fag vag you will go to hell.

asshole turd cutter krinkle star angry spider chili ring

fag vag by director of awesome July 16, 2009

Fag with a vag

opposite to chick with a dick

wanna know whats worse than a chick with a dick? fag with a vag

Fag with a vag by UnknownSlav January 23, 2019

vagfag

Person with unexplained love for german car makers VW, Audi. Usually hipster with latest pitchfork's best new music playing on car stereo. Car drastically lowered and with expensive oldschool rims. Usually slow but shiny car. Uses it's transportation to allure female hipsters to enjoy their genitalia. Prefers pre 1990 VAG "hot hatches". Usually has no friends, hates faster cars i.e. USDM, JDM.

A: I'll dump that shit yo, german engineering, those AA tights on dat hip ass maen!!

B: d00d you are such vagfag

vagfag by 332211332211 March 29, 2010

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

Word of the Day on October 2, 2026