VagFax
The vaginal history of a woman. It covers how many partners she's had and how many STD'S. Similar to a carfax.
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I asked the girl last night for her vagfax, but when she gave it to me, I was shocked to see multiple pregnancies and STDs.
Vagfax by Justin Daniel Hamilton December 24, 2009
Vagfax
When vagina shopping all should request the vagfax. Remember before buying a used vagina to get the vagfax. It will show you all of the owners of the vag and any "accidents" (also known as miscarriages) that have taken place in this vagina.
Meg Griffin seemed to have a very nice vagina until Jimmy pulled the vagfax. Come to find out she liked the black meat :-/
Vagfax by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
vagface
(verb) To make the gesture of eating out a girl, using your two fingers pressed against your face and your tongue sticking out between the middle of them. Derived from the words "vagina" and "face" combined into one term. A great place to see this displayed is in a teenager's MySpace pictures, preferably the pictures of a lesbian.
(noun) The gesture itself of eating out a girl.
Vagfacing is also a recreational sport you can play at any time of the day. Here is an example of one way to participate in this game: While driving around and blaring your nigga beatz (not necessary but highly recommended), if you happen to spot a civilian or group of civilians, do the following after choosing your target. First, lean out of your car window with your target in eyesight; perhaps scream or make some noise to get the nearby civilian's attention, and once they turn toward you to look, BAM! You vagface them when they least expect it. The reactions of the players that are involuntarily thrown onto the opposing team of this sport are spectacular.
(noun) The gesture itself of eating out a girl.
Vagfacing is also a recreational sport you can play at any time of the day. Here is an example of one way to participate in this game: While driving around and blaring your nigga beatz (not necessary but highly recommended), if you happen to spot a civilian or group of civilians, do the following after choosing your target. First, lean out of your car window with your target in eyesight; perhaps scream or make some noise to get the nearby civilian's attention, and once they turn toward you to look, BAM! You vagface them when they least expect it. The reactions of the players that are involuntarily thrown onto the opposing team of this sport are spectacular.
The MySpace context: "Umm, Sarah Dyke, you are vagfacing in every single one of your pictures."
The sport context: "Hurry, roll down your window, there is a biker coming up and I want to vagface them while we pass!"
The regular activity context: "My mom would not stop yelling at me last night about my report card, so I vagfaced her in the middle of her sentence. That shut her up."
Used as a noun: "That was a lousy vagface. You can barely even see your tongue."
The sport context: "Hurry, roll down your window, there is a biker coming up and I want to vagface them while we pass!"
The regular activity context: "My mom would not stop yelling at me last night about my report card, so I vagfaced her in the middle of her sentence. That shut her up."
Used as a noun: "That was a lousy vagface. You can barely even see your tongue."
vagface by Sarah Dyke June 20, 2008
vagfart
1. Abbreviation of Vaginal Fart.
2. A person, like a vaginal fart, is just full of hot air.
3. Someone who brings nothing to the table.
Related Words: Queef
2. A person, like a vaginal fart, is just full of hot air.
3. Someone who brings nothing to the table.
Related Words: Queef
1. Dude, my girl let out wicked vagfarts when I was pounding her.
2. Yo, my man, quit making shit up, you look like a vagfart.
3. Why don't you just die? You degenerate vagfart!
2. Yo, my man, quit making shit up, you look like a vagfart.
3. Why don't you just die? You degenerate vagfart!
vagifax
A service or document wished to exist for knowing what has been in and out of a particular pussy.
Would also include proof of maintenance and good performance
Would also include proof of maintenance and good performance