Vagbag

A female individual or group of women who is/are void of intelligence, sense of humor, wit;
Women who are pretentious, rude, selfish, arrogant and vain.
Female equivalent to the male 'douchebag.'
A woman who is mildy retarded, stupid or crass.

Jade: She tried to take my man and she's a nasty ho.

Mark: Sounds like a real Vagbag.

by Bunkdance Vagbag July 26, 2011

Vagbag

Acronym for Fat Upper Pussy, the roll of fat located just above a chunky woman's crotch. See also FUP.

My hand would have made it all the way to the honey pot, but it was blocked by the Vagbag

by Crum March 28, 2003

Vagbag

To repeatedly lower one's vagina onto someone's face.
The female version of "teabagging."

Johnny almost suffocated the morning that Suzie tried to vagbag him, but at least she liked it.

by volleychick3131 November 10, 2010

vagbagging

Similar to teabagging, but done by a woman.
Teabagging with a vagina.

He looks terrible.
Maybe his girlfriend was vagbagging him last night.

by Lolmaster777 January 19, 2009

vagbagged

Opposite of being teabagged. When a female places her cooch on someone's body part or parts.

Ahh dude this chick so vagbagged me last night. She straight up stuck her cooch on my forehead.

by vagbagging May 16, 2014

vagbag

Vagbag is the female version of t-bagging. When a girl hits someone with her vagina.

Man, that girl just vagbagged her friend.

by kholli March 06, 2014

vagbag

1. Uterus
2. Uterus while pregnant

Sally was numbed for the Caesarean section because she didn't want her vagbag to shoot the baby out.

by Saunders. August 07, 2007