When vagina shopping all should request the vagfax. Remember before buying a used vagina to get the vagfax. It will show you all of the owners of the vag and any "accidents" (also known as miscarriages) that have taken place in this vagina.
Meg Griffin seemed to have a very nice vagina until Jimmy pulled the vagfax. Come to find out she liked the black meat :-/
(verb) To make the gesture of eating out a girl, using your two fingers pressed against your face and your tongue sticking out between the middle of them. Derived from the words "vagina" and "face" combined into one term. A great place to see this displayed is in a teenager's MySpace pictures, preferably the pictures of a lesbian.
(noun) The gesture itself of eating out a girl.
Vagfacing is also a recreational sport you can play at any time of the day. Here is an example of one way to participate in this game: While driving around and blaring your nigga beatz (not necessary but highly recommended), if you happen to spot a civilian or group of civilians, do the following after choosing your target. First, lean out of your car window with your target in eyesight; perhaps scream or make some noise to get the nearby civilian's attention, and once they turn toward you to look, BAM! You vagface them when they least expect it. The reactions of the players that are involuntarily thrown onto the opposing team of this sport are spectacular.
The MySpace context: "Umm, SarahDyke, you are vagfacing in every single one of your pictures."
The sport context: "Hurry, roll down your window, there is a biker coming up and I want to vagface them while we pass!"
The regular activity context: "My mom would not stop yelling at me last night about my report card, so I vagfaced her in the middle of her sentence. That shut her up."
Used as a noun: "That was a lousy vagface. You can barely even see your tongue."
1. Dude, my girl let out wicked vagfarts when I was pounding her.
2. Yo, my man, quit making shit up, you look like a vagfart.
3. Why don't you just die? You degenerate vagfart!
A service or document wished to exist for knowing what has been in and out of a particular pussy.
Would also include proof of maintenance and good performance
I was thinking, when you start dating you should be able to get a report like when you buy a used car, you know like carfax!! I would call mine Vagifax® !!!!
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.