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unhorn

Somebody so unattractive that even if you were fully erect, turgid and throbbing with desire, the mere passing thought of them would be enough for immediate shrinkage and withdrawel.
Sorry love, never happened to me before. I just thought of Ginger spice and got the unhorn
by Flash_ January 17, 2008
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Unhorn

Unhorn: It’s when you are horny but someone turns you off. It’s leads you to be not horny anymore, therefore unhorn
We were in my room and my boyfriend had to leave for hockey but he had a boner. I told him “I’ll unhorn you”
by tayeule July 16, 2019
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The Unborn

Currently a contender for worst film of 2009. Much like One Missed Call before it, it's a mediocre PG-13 horror movie that was panned by critics.

Some actually argue that it's original, when in fact The Unborn rips off from everything. It rips off from The Ring, it rips off from The Grudge, it rips off from The Shining, it rips off from Halloween, it rips off from Exorcism of Emily Rose, it rips off from Silent Hill, it rips off from Jacob's Ladder, even manages to rip off from Invasion of the Body-Snatchers and Freddy vs. Jason.

The marketing wasn't exactly creative as hell either. They showed the female lead in transparent panties with a creepy ghost kid in the background on the cover and that was it. That's really all they used to market it.

Of course Gary Oldman was great in it, that's why it was tragic to see him wasting his amazing talent in such a thing.
Person 1: If you didn't like The Unborn, then you're the reason we keep having remakes of horror movies and horror sequels. U just dunt like original things!

Person 2: How is The Unborn "original"? Ir rips off from everything.

Person 1: ITS TOTALLY ORIGINAL GO WATCH THE SAW SEQUELS OR SOMETHING

Person 2: Hell, at least the Saw sequels don't rip off from everything and dumb it down to PG-13 standards while showing the female lead in panties just to sell it...
by WhoAreYouThatsMoretothePoint October 16, 2009
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Unhorny

when women are gross yuck
Woman: sex me now, please.
dude: no thank you I am unhorny and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.
by A Fake Fat Sunny January 23, 2021
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unfornigle

Insult to attack people that you don’t like or you are angry with.
Look at that unfornigle 😂
by APVI November 24, 2021
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The Unborn

commercials for the movie scare the shit out of you but the movie comes up blue eyed dull. only good part is the hot bf, and watching the whole theatre laughing their asses off as the old guy bends over backward and climbs the stairs!
Ashley: Damn "The Unborn" so wasn't scary..
Jill: U still sleepin wit the lights on?
Ashley: Hell yesss.. wanna sleep over??
by Jilly528 January 19, 2009
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Unborn Crib Midget

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.
Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
by geederd December 12, 2021
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