unihorn

variant of the word unicorn... except unicorns dont have one(uni) corn... they have one horn..!

Look at the unihorn shitting sparkly opalessence!

unihorn by jaydeepoo December 30, 2004

Unihorn

a type of hairStyle where only the front is put up into A perfect wide horn-like structure with a distinct point. Similar to a unicorn horn (where it got its naMe) but wider.

Hey how long did it take you to make that Unihorn.

Unihorn by The Unihorn inventor May 4, 2011

Unihorn

unihorn (noun) meaning long in the middle

l LIKE UNIHORNS, wait I AM UNIHORN.....WHEE

Unihorn by Mistyfountain69 February 3, 2017

unihorn

A person with one horn in the middle of their eyes, or in the middle of their forehead.

Did you see Stacey today? She looks like a unihorn because of that huge zit!

unihorn by carolineishawt12 March 9, 2009

unicorn fart in the wind 

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world

Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.

unicorn fart in the wind by goose_on_a_roof March 27, 2022

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome 

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."

Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.

"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome by VannerWriter November 20, 2011

Dick Battling Space Unicorn 

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.

A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.

Dick Battling Space Unicorn by Dick battling space unicorn December 6, 2010