Unhorniness

The feeling you get when woman are gross yuck

Woman: Sex me now, please.
Dude: no, thank you, I am feeling unhorniness and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.

by Not Poi April 12, 2022

Unicorniness

When a woman has a luminous aura surrounding her with and a mischievous grin on her face because she unleashed a unicorn and is now feeling the ness of "unicorniness". When an unleashed unicorn prances from man to man shoving its magical horn up their asses. Infecting them with a love spell similar to a love potion #9 but much more painful on the man. Every time he fucks up he shits a different color of the rainbow.

I'm looking forward to a year of unicorniness with you.

by Sarelli May 1, 2014