1. Alice: "I don't think you know what you're talking about, 'cause none of what you just said made sense."

Bob: "Yeah, you got me, I'm unborn."
2. Alice: "That test was so hard!"

Bob: "You're literally unborn. That test was incredibly easy, and everyone else said so too."
3. a) "If you seriously don't know what a Wii is, you're definitely unborn."

b)"Dude, please don't act unborn around my parents. They might not let us hang out at our place again."

unborn by NikkiTheSilly June 4, 2025

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Unborn Crib Midget

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.

Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.

Unborn Crib Midget by geederd December 12, 2021

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Unborn Children

A good meal

i could really go for some unborn children right now

Unborn Children by Fuck me!dadasdsd September 2, 2018

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Unborn Baby

A sound used as an exclamation that can be used anywhere, especially when in a croud to get attention.

Watch me cut off an "Unborn Baby" in from of this fine bitch.

Unborn Baby by Cunt McBag December 31, 2003

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unborn playdate

When one man enters a woman from behind and another enters her from the front and their sperms meet up

I had a three way last night and i think me and the other guys sperm had an unborn playdate

unborn playdate by Lachlan 69 December 9, 2011

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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