Definitions by Flash_

dogapult 

Like a catapult, but for dogs.

During the long siege, we fired angry canines over the castle walls with our dogapults.

dogapult by Flash_ January 6, 2011

spermlunking 

Spelunking for sperm - the act of burrowing inside another's dark cavity with your tongue.

Harry was Spermlunking David and got lost in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.

spermlunking by Flash_ October 26, 2009

unhorn 

Somebody so unattractive that even if you were fully erect, turgid and throbbing with desire, the mere passing thought of them would be enough for immediate shrinkage and withdrawel.

Sorry love, never happened to me before. I just thought of Ginger spice and got the unhorn

unhorn by Flash_ January 17, 2008