1. Alice: "I don't think you know what you're talking about, 'cause none of what you just said made sense."
Bob: "Yeah, you got me, I'm unborn."
2. Alice: "That test was so hard!"
Bob: "You're literally unborn. That test was incredibly easy, and everyone else said so too."
3. a) "If you seriously don't know what a Wii is, you're definitely unborn."
b)"Dude, please don't act unborn around my parents. They might not let us hang out at our place again."
Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.
Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.