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Unhornify 

To try to make yourself unaroused by taking a cold shower, running, thinking of something extremely boring, or any other thing so you can distract yourself from naughty thoughts.
Please talk to me about something boring so I can unhornify myself before you leave.
Unhornify by Rio Hondo April 16, 2010
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Unhornify 

Unhornify- to become not horny. Hornify is to become horny, but unhornify is to become not horny.
Carmen: I need to unhornify
Emma: do it, become not horny
Unhornify by Ok.bestie May 9, 2021
when women are gross yuck
Woman: sex me now, please.
dude: no thank you I am unhorny and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.
Unhorny by A Fake Fat Sunny January 23, 2021
you can do this my playing video games with lots of violence.
Bob: uh oh im horny, unhorny time

5 seconds later

Bob: UNNRRRAAAAAAA, HOLY SHIT, I FUCKING LOVE DOOM

*METAL MUSIC 🎶🎶*

Bob: I HATE WOMEN, HAHAHAHGGAHAHAAGHAGAHAGAHA
Unhorny by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
when a ho ain't a ho no mo'
krista needs to unhoify
unhoify by charles sanford December 14, 2008
When you take a hoe and make her a valuable bitch that only wants you
Guy 1: You see that girl over there? She's beautiful and thick
Guy 2: Yeah I see her, she's a big hoe don't take your chances
Guy 1: Then I'll unhoeify that bitch
Guy 2: Once a hoe, always a hoe. But have fun trying
unhoeify by GoinnCrazy May 29, 2018

Unhornilize 

To make someone less horny in a hypothetical sense.
Gabriel is horny all the time, I wish I could just unhornilize him.
Unhornilize by AbroUnknown February 8, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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