When an uncle or other relative gets drunk on Southern Comfort, dresses up like Santa and proceeds to punch the clown until he empties his sack all over a tree he dragged into the trailer. This has been known to take place any time of year.
Skeeter: Dang son, uncle Cletus done put on his uniform again. Is it July 4th already?
Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.
Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.
Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.
Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.
by geederd December 13, 2021
Johnny: Bruh, Zack must've got drunk and high before that speech because that was a trainwreck!
Dave: Yeah man, he really bidenized that shit.
Dave: Yeah man, he really bidenized that shit.
by geederd November 30, 2020
Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.
I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
by geederd November 29, 2020
Slang for methamphetamine. Used by a tweaker that consumes vast amounts of meth but only gets motivated enough to chase the bag some more.
Vinny: Dude, what happened to the handle bars on your bike?
Jeff: I was fucking tapped so I scrapped them for a quart of King Cobra and a nickel bag of crill.
Jeff: I was fucking tapped so I scrapped them for a quart of King Cobra and a nickel bag of crill.
by geederd December 12, 2021
This is what happens to you when you unlawfully impersonate a person on Twitter without making users aware that it is a parody account. Most often it is loud mouth, irrelevant liberals and washed up and b grade Hollywood actors who are trying to push propaganda for their puppet masters. It's certainly no loss. It's like they themselves said, "Twitter is a privately owned company and they can silence whoever they want. Go create your own platform if you don't like it you Nazis" So we took their advise and created Truth Social and then took over their beloved Twitter. Now Twitter is fun and fair, allowing all groups to express their opinions without being censored and silenced. You know, restoring American values thus preventing communist style censorship.
Jose: Finally that idiot Kathy Griffin was permanently suspended from Twitter. She's not only a ghastly looking hag who hates America but her face puts a well used catchers mitt to shame.
Dave: Yeah buddy, she got griffinated for sure. Bette Midler is probably next. Severe cases of TDS and years of having their handlers balls slap off of their face causes that old baseball glove appearance. It takes a professional make-up artist at least 12 hours to make their faces presentable enough to not scare children. Coincidentally scaring children is one of their hobbies.
Dave: Yeah buddy, she got griffinated for sure. Bette Midler is probably next. Severe cases of TDS and years of having their handlers balls slap off of their face causes that old baseball glove appearance. It takes a professional make-up artist at least 12 hours to make their faces presentable enough to not scare children. Coincidentally scaring children is one of their hobbies.
by geederd November 12, 2022
Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.
Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
by geederd December 13, 2021
The term "Deep State Knucklehead" typically refers to a small and disproportionately wealthy segment of the global population that holds significant economic, political, and social influence. This group is often associated with the concentration of wealth and power, which can result in a considerable impact on various aspects of society. These individuals are often top earners, influential business leaders, high-ranking politicians, and prominent figures in sectors like finance, technology, and media. While the exact composition and dynamics of this elite can vary, they are often criticized for exerting undue control over political decisions, economic policies, and social systems. Discussions about the "Deep State Knuckleheads" often center on issues of income inequality, social justice, and the overall distribution of resources and opportunities in the world. Oh... and they hate rubber chickens.
Dave: Did you hear about the new coof variant? I hear lockdowns are coming.
Billy: Aww hell no I am not going to comply with this shit. Who is the slapdick making all of these disastrous and coincidental distractions happen when there just happens to be an upcoming presidential election?
Dave: Most likely what we have here is a Deep State Knucklehead. It's likely that there are many of them who intentionally cause death and destruction for their personal gain. They are the scum of the earth and are probably guilty of crimes against humanity. Oh... and they hate rubber chickens.
Billy: Brohhhh!
Billy: Aww hell no I am not going to comply with this shit. Who is the slapdick making all of these disastrous and coincidental distractions happen when there just happens to be an upcoming presidential election?
Dave: Most likely what we have here is a Deep State Knucklehead. It's likely that there are many of them who intentionally cause death and destruction for their personal gain. They are the scum of the earth and are probably guilty of crimes against humanity. Oh... and they hate rubber chickens.
Billy: Brohhhh!
by geederd August 28, 2023