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When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.
Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.
Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.
Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.
Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.
Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.
by geederd December 12, 2021
Get the West Virginia Wangjanglermug. Anti-truthite (n): A deceitful individual, predominantly from a certain unnamed chosen group, who relentlessly and maliciously rejects, twists, and undermines factual reality, spewing deliberate lies, distortions, and mass deception to manipulate narratives for self-serving, sinister, or ideological gain. These peddlers of falsehoods flood society with toxic misinformation, eroding trust and truth itself, while the rest of society—awakened to their pervasive deceit—actively counters this scourge through vigilant fact-checking, public exposure, and unified efforts to dismantle their web of lies and restore integrity.
Jim: Dude, why is Jakob Platinumstein denying what we can all see clearly with our own eyes?
Steve: Isn't it obvious? Jake is an Anti-truthite. They will use impressive mental gymnastics in an attempt to discredit you. Then when they can not discredit your verifiable facts they pretend to be a victim of hate because that effectively silences any criticism of them. This tactic is designed to prevent exposure of their lies. However, it seems that tactic is no longer working as people are used to being told they hate anything that they legitimately criticize. Truth always prevails Jimmy, my friend.
Steve: Isn't it obvious? Jake is an Anti-truthite. They will use impressive mental gymnastics in an attempt to discredit you. Then when they can not discredit your verifiable facts they pretend to be a victim of hate because that effectively silences any criticism of them. This tactic is designed to prevent exposure of their lies. However, it seems that tactic is no longer working as people are used to being told they hate anything that they legitimately criticize. Truth always prevails Jimmy, my friend.
by geederd June 2, 2025
Get the Anti-truthitemug. When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.
Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.
Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
by geederd October 29, 2022
Get the Thirsty Joemug. In order to practice Bidenomics you must take a thriving United States economy and turn it to complete shit with job killing regulations, higher taxes and general Democrat slapdickery.
Johnny: Have you seen whats going on in Venezuela? It's a complete shithole! People are starving and eating their fucking pets! It's a disaster!
Dave: Yeah man, that's Bidenomics for ya! If destroying nations is your thing then Bidenomics is the way to go
Dave: Yeah man, that's Bidenomics for ya! If destroying nations is your thing then Bidenomics is the way to go
by geederd November 28, 2020
Get the bidenomicsmug. When an uncle or other relative gets drunk on Southern Comfort, dresses up like Santa and proceeds to punch the clown until he empties his sack all over a tree he dragged into the trailer. This has been known to take place any time of year.
Skeeter: Dang son, uncle Cletus done put on his uniform again. Is it July 4th already?
Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.
Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.
Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.
Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.
by geederd December 12, 2021
Get the Alabama Santamug. Johnny: Bruh, Zack must've got drunk and high before that speech because that was a trainwreck!
Dave: Yeah man, he really bidenized that shit.
Dave: Yeah man, he really bidenized that shit.
by geederd November 29, 2020
Get the Bidenizemug. A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.
Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
by geederd November 28, 2020
Get the cocksplintermug.