Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.
I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
by geederd November 29, 2020
A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.
Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
by geederd November 29, 2020
When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.
Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.
Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
by geederd October 30, 2022
Anti-truthite (n): A deceitful individual, predominantly from a certain unnamed chosen group, who relentlessly and maliciously rejects, twists, and undermines factual reality, spewing deliberate lies, distortions, and mass deception to manipulate narratives for self-serving, sinister, or ideological gain. These peddlers of falsehoods flood society with toxic misinformation, eroding trust and truth itself, while the rest of society—awakened to their pervasive deceit—actively counters this scourge through vigilant fact-checking, public exposure, and unified efforts to dismantle their web of lies and restore integrity.
Jim: Dude, why is Jakob Platinumstein denying what we can all see clearly with our own eyes?
Steve: Isn't it obvious? Jake is an Anti-truthite. They will use impressive mental gymnastics in an attempt to discredit you. Then when they can not discredit your verifiable facts they pretend to be a victim of hate because that effectively silences any criticism of them. This tactic is designed to prevent exposure of their lies. However, it seems that tactic is no longer working as people are used to being told they hate anything that they legitimately criticize. Truth always prevails Jimmy, my friend.
Steve: Isn't it obvious? Jake is an Anti-truthite. They will use impressive mental gymnastics in an attempt to discredit you. Then when they can not discredit your verifiable facts they pretend to be a victim of hate because that effectively silences any criticism of them. This tactic is designed to prevent exposure of their lies. However, it seems that tactic is no longer working as people are used to being told they hate anything that they legitimately criticize. Truth always prevails Jimmy, my friend.
by geederd June 02, 2025
by geederd May 09, 2023
Johnny: Bruh, Zack must've got drunk and high before that speech because that was a trainwreck!
Dave: Yeah man, he really bidenized that shit.
Dave: Yeah man, he really bidenized that shit.
by geederd November 30, 2020
When an uncle or other relative gets drunk on Southern Comfort, dresses up like Santa and proceeds to punch the clown until he empties his sack all over a tree he dragged into the trailer. This has been known to take place any time of year.
Skeeter: Dang son, uncle Cletus done put on his uniform again. Is it July 4th already?
Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.
Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.
Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.
Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.
by geederd December 13, 2021