underyank

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The defensive act of reaching underneath and through one’s legs to grab the testicles of a molester (behind a person), then squeezing firmly and yanking down with tremendous force. It is said a single underyank causes immediate reverse peristalsis, while a double underyank is said to cause temporary paralysis and blindness. The dreaded triple underyank is rumored to cause immediate explosive diarrhea and permanent damage to all major organs resulting in brain damage, coma or even death.

Lloyd: Did ya’ hear what happened to Bud?
Doyle: No, did he lose another finger in the turbine?
Lloyd: Nope! Mac came at him, after horking down 14 White Claws and Bud spun around and gave him a double underyank.

Doyle: Sweet Jazzbo, is he dead?!
Lloyd: No, but he’s paralyzed and he needs a feeding tube to eat his beloved hominy.

Doyle: Thank the good Lord Jehovah it wasn’t a triple… he’d be a goner.

Lloyd: You’re goddamned right. Now help be with this buttress.

underyank by Joperbof April 10, 2022

Words you can keep

Wailing underpants

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Palmer had to go to the toilet quickly due to his wailing underpants!

Wailing underpants by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

The Undertaker

When you throw your partner off Hell in a Cell, and they plummet 16 feet through an announcer's table.

"I gave my GF a sexy The Undertaker last night."
"Is she okay?"

The Undertaker by ahmahm June 23, 2017

Underpants journalist

A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.

"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."

Underpants journalist by Stable of Crayons July 21, 2009

Underpants Gnomes

From the TV show South Park. They steal underpants in order to make profit. They even educate children on how profit works. Here's how:
Stage One: Steal Underpants
Stage Two: ???????
Stage Three: Profit!

The underpants gnomes robbed my house again.

Underpants Gnomes by funwillfunwill June 20, 2015

Word of the Day on January 25, 2025

Underpants Gnome

A gnome who steals your underpants while you sleep.

Robert Farmery

Underpants Gnome by Ad May 17, 2004

Undertaker

The Deadman, greatest wrestler of all time.

The Undertaker will bury you alive...

Undertaker by Kain May 8, 2004

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026