funwillfunwill's definitions

Karma Police

They will arrest you for metaphorical crimes that no one actually understands.

Karma police, arrest that man! He is talking in maths and buzzing like a fridge, and I believe he is a detuned radio(head.) And arrest that girl! Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill.

Oh, uhh...for a minute there I lost myself.

by funwillfunwill August 3, 2016

Alternative Rock

A genre of music containing many different styles of rock. It began with punk, but contains many other sub-sub-genres, like electronic, folk rock, grunge, etc. It is known to be less popular than mainstream music and always has been. Many alternative acts make a few hit singles on pop charts though.

REM was the first true alternative rock band. There are tons of great ones now, like the Killers and Jack White

by funwillfunwill June 18, 2015

Grammar Nazi

When you're arguing with someone on the internet and spell one word wrong, they use that as evidence that you yourself are wrong as well.

Person 1: Well actually, it is more likely that Bush did NOT do 9/11, although their are still a few people who like to mindlessly argue.
Grammar Nazi: How am I supposed to believe anyone who spelled "there" wrong?

by funwillfunwill August 12, 2016

Darude-Sandstorm

On YouTube, any song that someone doesn't know. If you ask what song it is (especially on gaming videos) everyone will tell you "Darude-Sandstorm"

*Goes to comments section on Halo 5 trailer
User1: What song is this
Me: Its knights of cydonia by Muse!!!!!!
User2: No its not Matt Bellamy is stoopid. This is darude-sandstorm

by funwillfunwill January 20, 2016

Small Loan

When your life wasn't always easy, you ask your father for a small loan of a million dollars.

It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.

by funwillfunwill April 29, 2016

Nasally Abused

When playing "got your nose" and you go too far. This can end up with deformed noses and the affected person may one day grow up to be a serial nose abuser himself.

Voldemort got nasally abused as a kid. Don't judge the man.

by funwillfunwill June 18, 2015

dorchen

A man who is good with the ladies. Can have cool haicut.

He's a real dorchen!

by funwillfunwill March 28, 2015