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Unbeatable Game

Before bed, take two shots of NyQuil and chug a beer. After this, attempt to jerk off. No matter how it ends, you win.
"Last night, I played the unbeatable game. Best night of sleep I've gotten in quite a while."
by iamthelaw September 20, 2009
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Unbeatable Vow

A vow taken by someone that they will not beat off (masturbate) until a goal that they have set for themselves has been achieved. It is a method of motivation, used mostly by athletes.
I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I beat Conner in a race.

I need an A this quarter, I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I do so!
by CHS XC October 1, 2010
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unbeatable bukkake

The most awesome Japanese game show ever. Contestants push the humans body's limits by completing tasks of extreme difficulty.
Also a great idea for a sexual competition with a high male to female ratio; in which female competitors compete in events such as the "Man Milk Chug" and "Queen's Cup" Queens Cup could be described as similar to the Man Milk Chug, however using lesser fluid volume.
Stacy, did you see the hot Asian chick win the Man Milk Chug event in Unbeatable Bukkake?
by Sandiegites March 4, 2008
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the unbearable lightness of genius

the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)
when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.
by dats wight wabbit April 3, 2022
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unblagable

can't be conned
person 1: see him over he's unblagable

person 2: what does that mean

person 1:it means he can't be conned
by dyl_needham January 1, 2021
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Unbreakable

A film written and directed by M Night Shyamalan staring Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson.

The story is about a regular man named David Dunn (Bruce) who survives a horrific train accident that kills everyone except him. A comic book collecter by the name of Elijah Price (Jackson) sees that he survies and thinks he's a superhero. Is David really a superhero? Or is he just plain old lucky to still be living?

An excellent film if you ask me. Shame what's happened to M Night now these days.
Person 1: That ending of Unbreakable caught me off guard.

Person 2: I know!
by SomebodyHere November 4, 2008
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unbengable

From 绷不住了, bēng bù zhùle, literally "unable to stretch anymore". Means to be pent up and unable to hold back (such as in sexual urges, laughter, or anger). Basically means, "I can't help it".
That girl is so hot I am unbengable
by fat debu November 1, 2021
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