Unbeatable Game
Before bed, take two shots of NyQuil and chug a beer. After this, attempt to jerk off. No matter how it ends, you win.
Unbeatable Game by iamthelaw September 20, 2009
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Unbeatable Vow
A vow taken by someone that they will not beat off (masturbate) until a goal that they have set for themselves has been achieved. It is a method of motivation, used mostly by athletes.
I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I beat Conner in a race.
I need an A this quarter, I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I do so!
I need an A this quarter, I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I do so!
Unbeatable Vow by CHS XC October 1, 2010
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unbeatable bukkake
The most awesome Japanese game show ever. Contestants push the humans body's limits by completing tasks of extreme difficulty.
Also a great idea for a sexual competition with a high male to female ratio; in which female competitors compete in events such as the "Man Milk Chug" and "Queen's Cup" Queens Cup could be described as similar to the Man Milk Chug, however using lesser fluid volume.
Also a great idea for a sexual competition with a high male to female ratio; in which female competitors compete in events such as the "Man Milk Chug" and "Queen's Cup" Queens Cup could be described as similar to the Man Milk Chug, however using lesser fluid volume.
unbeatable bukkake by Sandiegites March 4, 2008
the unbearable lightness of genius
the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)
when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.
the unbearable lightness of genius by dats wight wabbit April 3, 2022
unblagable
person 1: see him over he's unblagable
person 2: what does that mean
person 1:it means he can't be conned
person 2: what does that mean
person 1:it means he can't be conned
unblagable by dyl_needham January 1, 2021
Unbreakable
A film written and directed by M Night Shyamalan staring Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson.
The story is about a regular man named David Dunn (Bruce) who survives a horrific train accident that kills everyone except him. A comic book collecter by the name of Elijah Price (Jackson) sees that he survies and thinks he's a superhero. Is David really a superhero? Or is he just plain old lucky to still be living?
An excellent film if you ask me. Shame what's happened to M Night now these days.
The story is about a regular man named David Dunn (Bruce) who survives a horrific train accident that kills everyone except him. A comic book collecter by the name of Elijah Price (Jackson) sees that he survies and thinks he's a superhero. Is David really a superhero? Or is he just plain old lucky to still be living?
An excellent film if you ask me. Shame what's happened to M Night now these days.
Unbreakable by SomebodyHere November 4, 2008
unbengable
From 绷不住了, bēng bù zhùle, literally "unable to stretch anymore". Means to be pent up and unable to hold back (such as in sexual urges, laughter, or anger). Basically means, "I can't help it".
unbengable by fat debu November 1, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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hobo loko
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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