1-a big orange and white do-it-yerself moving van

2-what a lesbian brings on a 2nd date its a well known joke in the gay community based on the beliefs lesbians fall in love instantaniously on the 1st date, move in on the 2nd date..

EXAMPLE 1-ACK LIKE OMG I WAS WALKIN DOWN MAINSTREET AND ALMOST GOT HIT BY A U-HAUL!

EXAMPLE 2-
lesbian 1: Wow 3 dates brenda? thats getting pretty serious!
lesbian 2: haha yeah l seriously love her
lesbian 1: so when are you gonna rent that U-haul :p

uhaul by kater January 2, 2005

Uhaul

When two lesbians say I love you after 3 days of knowing each other.

Did you hear Sarah got a girlfriend? They are as Uhaul as they come.

Uhaul by J5xoxoxo August 11, 2019

Uhaul Lesbian

In North American lesbian popular culture, the term U-Haul (named after the brand of rental "move yourself" trucks and equipment) is gay slang for a relationship that progresses very quickly, for example moving in together after only a short period of time -- a pattern stereotypically attributed to relationships between two women.

We had a dyke come in to the store today we could tell she was a uhaul lesbian.

Uhaul Lesbian by Nicks wifey October 29, 2007

Uhaul Tetris

The act of orienting ones belongings in the back of a moving truck in such a way that the entire volume of the truck is filled, front to back and top to bottom.

I didn't think we'd be able to fit the pool table, ATV, entertainment center, and waterbed all in this truck here, but all it took was some clever Uhaul Tetris and we got it all in there.

Uhaul Tetris by Dexter345 August 21, 2010

Uhaul Adjacent

When two lesbians move closer to each other without actually moving in with one another in the hopes of not “uhauling.”

Hey, she’s not uhauling with her girlfriend, she’s too evolved for that; it’s more like a uhaul adjacent because she’s moving down the street.

Uhaul Adjacent by yffrazcaut December 28, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026