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1-a big orange and white do-it-yerself moving van

2-what a lesbian brings on a 2nd date its a well known joke in the gay community based on the beliefs lesbians fall in love instantaniously on the 1st date, move in on the 2nd date..

lesbian 1: Wow 3 dates brenda? thats getting pretty serious!
lesbian 2: haha yeah l seriously love her
lesbian 1: so when are you gonna rent that U-haul :p
by kater January 02, 2005
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A word used to describe lesbians who move very quickly toward commitment. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians bring to a second date? A: a U-haul.
Jennifer and Melissa are the classic U-haul couple; they moved in together after only knowing each other a month!
by smirkingdiva December 30, 2009
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To move in with someone. Sometimes used in conjunction with "it." Originated in the gay/lesbian community.
Person 1: My girlfriend and I decided to uhaul.

Person 2: Cool. So, when are you guys moving in together? I can help you pack stuff with my truck.
Person 1: Next Saturday, probably. That'd be great!
by homosexuality January 10, 2010
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A term used when two lesbians fall in love immediately and move in together right away, often moving across states/countries to do so. It usually ends in disaster. A Uhaul is often used in the process of moving in, and then out, and often in with someone else. The "love" is usually based on superficial/shallow ideals instead of being a real relationship.
"Jane and Mary are already having problems. They only knew each other 3 months before they uhauled."
by Maxinedaphene September 30, 2013
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n. A word used to describe a large group of lesbians, similar to a herd of cattle or a school of fish. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians do on a second date? A: Rent a U-haul.
I was walking around the mall the other day when I was blindsided by a U-haul of lesbians. I followed them to Home Depot, though, and got some excellent home improvement tips.
by Kdubbie August 16, 2005
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A stereotype of a lesbian that uses a trailer with all of her belongings in it to move with when she has found her next thing (girlfriend/relationship/situation). U-Haul lesbians are quick to jump into relationships in an unhealthy manner. This usually ends very badly.
"Alice brought a Uhaul with her with all of her things in it so she could move in with Jennifer. They just met. She is such a U-Haul lesbian."
by Fastfreddicane October 09, 2013
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1. A person who collects recyclable cans and bottles in such abundance, that a large moving truck is needed.

2. The collected recyclable cans and bottles.

3. Derogatory term describing low income people.
1. That uhaul made a killing on beer cans after the concert.

2. I have a ton of uhaul to take back to the redemption center.

3. Cletus is a uhaul.
by BuffaloBill70 July 10, 2008
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