twittracted
twittracted by Dirtyblue November 28, 2013
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titstracted
When you unintentionally drop out of a conversation, drive into oncoming traffic, or run over the neighbor's cat with your lawnmower because your attention was drawn away by a beautiful woman and/or perfect tits. The male equivalent to dickstracted.
I got so titstracted when I saw Amber Rose at the mall that I tripped into a twenty-minute fall down the up escalator.
titstracted by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016
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Titstracted
I rear-ended the car in front of me because I got titstracted by the woman in the tight shirt walking on the sidewalk.
Titstracted by David90049 July 9, 2009
Titstracted
Justin: Hey Keith why aren't you getting any work done?
Keith: Sorry, I got titstracted by that hot blonde.
Keith: Sorry, I got titstracted by that hot blonde.
Titstracted by Irrigation Superheros September 5, 2013
Twistrated
Adj. The emotion of frustration associated with learning how to use Twitter, commonly felt by new Twitter users.
Q: "Why the long face?"
A: "I just signed up on twitter"
Q: "and thats a bad thing?"
A: "I can't figure out how to navigate this damn website! I'm completely twistrated!"
A: "I just signed up on twitter"
Q: "and thats a bad thing?"
A: "I can't figure out how to navigate this damn website! I'm completely twistrated!"
Twistrated by Annoyed Twitter user April 3, 2009
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!