Twistrated

Adj. The emotion of frustration associated with learning how to use Twitter, commonly felt by new Twitter users.

Q: "Why the long face?"
A: "I just signed up on twitter"
Q: "and thats a bad thing?"
A: "I can't figure out how to navigate this damn website! I'm completely twistrated!"

Twistrated by Annoyed Twitter user April 3, 2009

thirstrated 

frustrated because you are thirsty

argh, my mouth is so dry, i really need a drink... im starting to get very THIRSTRATED

thirstrated by empz August 7, 2011

twisticated 

Superlative form of twisted. Beyond merely twisted.

Jesus Christ, my underwear got completely twisticated up my ass crack somehow just now.

I hate it when my heapdphone wires become magically twisticated around themselves.

There's nothing worse than trying to free a kid's toy from its packaging that's been all twisticated in place with those shitty wire ties.

twisticated by Jason Thompson December 22, 2008

twittracted 

When twitter distracts you from many basic yet necessary tasks

Man, I wish I could of gotten my homework done last night, I was too twittracted.

twittracted by Dirtyblue November 28, 2013

Trustrated 

When you become frustrated with someone you trust.

Me: Why would you tell somebody that my tounge peels? I am so trustrated at you!

Trustrated by damdempsel April 5, 2011

twistmate_imtwistingbro 

5sos fan account

mitch marner fan account

the most amazing 5sos tiktok editor

posts funny petunia videos

person “who is your favourite tiktok editor?”
me: “twistmate_imtwistingbro”
person: “who is that”
me: a 5sos fan account

twistmate_imtwistingbro by upallnighter June 25, 2021

twistfate

A noun describing a situation in which an individual confides deeply in a new friend after being betrayed by a previous best friend, only to experience a similar betrayal from the new friend. This involves an initial period of empathy and support, followed by distancing behavior and a sense of neglect, ultimately leading to feelings of compounded betrayal and emotional distress.

After experiencing *twistfate* twice, Emma found it hard to trust new friends, fearing that the cycle of betrayal and neglect would repeat itself.

twistfate by naivict July 28, 2024