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twitterbitter 

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.
I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.
twitterbitter by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009

Twitterette's Syndrome 

Variant of Tourette's Syndrome which manifests itself solely through compulsive, repetitive, ignorant and inflammatory Tweets.
I'm sure we can avoid catastrophic trade wars if we just explain to the rest of the world that {POTUS} has Twitterette's Syndrome.

Twitterpatter 

(v) when you are with that special someone and words or actions occur to make your heart skip a beat.
A: "you have the most beautiful eyes ever."
B: *twitterpatter*
Twitterpatter by KaitlynEva February 23, 2009

Twitterhitter 

when a famous person hits up companies for money everytime they post something pertaining to that company on twitter.
Twitterhitter example:
@Kim ..wow, I need to lose a few more pounds I better get some quicktrim.

Kim is twitterhitting quicktrim for 10,000 dollars.
Twitterhitter by ebabe February 15, 2010