twittermittently

not online everyday.

Adverb to describe online habits of someone who is not a daily, weekly, or even monthly user of facebook, twitter, or instagram.

Person: How did you not know that my grandmother is in the hospital? I posted all over facebook & Instagram.

Me: Sorry, I'm only online twittermittently and didn't know. Is she OK? Also, do you have her recipe for snickerdoodles?

by PajamaSutra March 14, 2018

grid willing

grid willing- idiom questioning the stability of the Texas energy grid

Grid willing, we'll still have power when it freezes

This cold front coming to Texas isn't as bad as last time. We'll be OK, grid willing

If Ted Cruz goes to Cancun again, grid willing the movie on his flight will be Y Tu Mama Tambien, Zootopia, or Brokeback Mountain

by PajamaSutra December 22, 2022

bitchertation

a long and/or angry rant that you didn't ask to listen to

etymology:

bitch (verb- to complain)
+
dissertation (noun- lengthy research paper with citations)
=
bitchertation

Giving advice to a new coworker: "Watch out for Tina- don't get trapped into conversations with her. One time, I just asked how her day was going and spent the rest of my lunch period listening to a bitchertation about kids nowadays"

After Terry's fifteen-minute long bitchertation against Taylor Swift and green M&Ms, the interviewer decided that this person is not a good candidate for the open position of town librarian

by PajamaSutra February 08, 2024

schlitter

slang for kitty litter
..............................

etymology: shit + litter = schlitter

shopping list:
pasta
bar soap
ice cream
paper towels
schlitter

by PajamaSutra June 21, 2019

textraneous

a textbook you're supposed to buy for a class but never end up using

etymology: textbook + extraneous = textraneous

I'm not buying any textbooks for this class until we're a few weeks into the semester. I have a feeling we're not going to use all of them and I'm not throwing away money on textraneous books

by PajamaSutra December 26, 2020