twatula

The cold metal device used by a physician to enlarge a woman's vagina before a pap test.
Genevieve, you're such a twatula!
by James March 10, 2004
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Count Twatula

A guy that loves to eat out twats
Gary is Count Twatula, he has eaten out at least 145 twats.
by Count Twatula January 10, 2010
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