Definitions by Milo2009

Quim reaper 

1) A man with multiple romantic interests; a fanny farmer who spreads his seed far and wide. A groomer of many women who then calls round with his mighty tool to collect his soggy harvest.

Blonde lady: "I thought I'd died and gone to heaven when insert name here came to call. He was just looming over my bed with his mighty instrument in his hand."

Blonde lady's friend: "Are you talking about the quim reaper? He came for me on Tuesday night and went at it like he was ploughing a field."

Quim reaper by Milo2009 September 9, 2009

Faberge ovaries 

The reproductive organs responsible for producing all spoiled bastards.

'Yes she's fit but I couldn't get anywhere near her, the snooty cow behaves like she comes from Faberge ovaries'

Faberge ovaries by Milo2009 August 13, 2009

Twatlantis 

An extremely lubricious vagina - a legendary island with febrile shores around which one occasionally laps

'Our lass was so aroused, it was like searching for treasure in a subaqueous environment. Like scuba diving around Twatlantis.'

Twatlantis by Milo2009 August 8, 2009

Twatapult 

When a climactic lady dramatically turns the tables on her lover with a jaw-dropping demonstration of vaginal ballistics

'I kid you not, she caught me square in the face with her twatapult'

Twatapult by Milo2009 August 8, 2009

Twatalogue

A glossy brochure featuring ladies' bits, which sadly lacks a mail order element.

From chic and sophisticated periodicals such as Mayfair, to downmarket manrags including Razzle, twatalogues offer something for every pocket.

Twatalogue by Milo2009 July 8, 2009