Twatclamp 

A bloke whose behaviour leads to them never getting laid as twats literally clamp when they're around.

Did you see John on the dancefloor.... Such a twatclamp, the birds couldn't get further away from him if they tried.

Twatclamp by twatclamp October 13, 2016

Twatcap 

A sanitary pad or maxipad. See also, twatcork.

"Do you have a spare twatcap? I need to change mine."

Twatcap by theIrishKitty October 22, 2006

Twatclops 

A vagina slammed so hard, that when the dick is pulled out, it pulsates like an eye.

Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: I was just fucking Liz.
Guy #1: Was she nice and tight?
Guy #2: Not when I was done with her. I slammed that pussy so hard, it blinked like a twatclops!

Twatclops by Mr. Swine Stone October 20, 2010

Twatclanger 

The female equivalent of 'Cockwomble'

Especially if she holds any position of authority

That burger place is extensively staffed by Cockwombles & Twatclangers

Twatclanger by JoKitsch October 28, 2014

twatflap 

The outer labia of the ladybits. Also a good insult for someone who is utterly useless.

"look at the state of you ya twatflap!"

twatflap by Slimbun September 12, 2006

twatflaps 

The kebab-meat flaps of the female hairy axe-wound. Can be used in the singular sense as an insult.

Cor! Look at her twatflaps! You could park a bleedin' Lada Estate in those you could!

Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!

twatflaps by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003

Twatclap 

The resulting acoustics created when two swollen and moist ladybits forcefully and passionately collide during "scissor sister" encounters.

Mate, I didn't get a wink of sleep last night, the russian girls in the room next door were twatclapping all night long! Sounded like a one-man round of applause!

Twatclap by Sickilda June 20, 2011