Count

A not so common term for a male vampire, usually one with a rich wardrobe

"A coat like that will make even the most tan of humans look like a noble Count"

by Timothy Ouellette August 24, 2007

Count

A southern term to describe something as being good.

That there steak with ketchup was dun count ya'll

by kroon78 September 27, 2010

Count

a specific time of day when inmates need to be in their house and the CO's (Correctional Officers) go cell by cell making sure that each inmate is accounted for. You are to be on you bed/bunk sitting up and awake during the process. this usually happens at least 3 times daily.

I took a nap this afternoon but had to wake up for count.

by NotYourAvgWhiteGirl March 15, 2009

Count

A instigator of drama, conflict, and anything that is pure in gamming today, also a coward who is to afraid to fight on equal terms with anyone and makes excuses for everyone, plz ban, block, and remove all contact hes involved in, including all game servers.

hey look its the count x'D!!!! what a loser

by =Count= October 16, 2018

Count

The number of people you have slept with

He fucked her just to get his count up.

by QueenFrostine2 August 8, 2016

no 'count

A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.

That Crissy is a no 'count mother.

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004

The Count

The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.

Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa

by Some pot smoking retard June 10, 2007