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twatulence

Monopolising conversations with stuff that you think is clever, only to make yourself look more of a fool than sophisticate.
at first sight he looked quite the man about town, but his constant twatulence (or twatulent conversation), revealed a far less cultured man.
twatulence by Karodan November 19, 2013
Related Words

Twatclanger 

The female equivalent of 'Cockwomble'

Especially if she holds any position of authority
That burger place is extensively staffed by Cockwombles & Twatclangers
Twatclanger by JoKitsch October 28, 2014

twatmancer 

A word used only during a moment of strong rage used to describe a complete and utter twat
"you hurt me you TWATMANCER"
twatmancer by G 24/7 March 4, 2017

twatglance 

When someone in front you drives particularly badly, you finally manage to pass them and you look at the driver to see if they look as stupid as they drive. See also twat-e-glance
One sec, let me just twatglance this idiot, yep, on his phone
twatglance by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026