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twatulence

Monopolising conversations with stuff that you think is clever, only to make yourself look more of a fool than sophisticate.
at first sight he looked quite the man about town, but his constant twatulence (or twatulent conversation), revealed a far less cultured man.
twatulence by Karodan November 19, 2013

Twatclanger 

The female equivalent of 'Cockwomble'

Especially if she holds any position of authority
That burger place is extensively staffed by Cockwombles & Twatclangers
Twatclanger by JoKitsch October 28, 2014

twatmancer 

A word used only during a moment of strong rage used to describe a complete and utter twat
"you hurt me you TWATMANCER"
twatmancer by G 24/7 March 4, 2017

twatglance 

When someone in front you drives particularly badly, you finally manage to pass them and you look at the driver to see if they look as stupid as they drive. See also twat-e-glance
One sec, let me just twatglance this idiot, yep, on his phone
twatglance by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026