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Twatular 

Adjective describing the property of behaving like a twat, or saying something which makes you sound like a twat.
What was up with Eric today? I don't see why he has to be twatular with me.

I don't mean to sound twatular, but your breath stinks so bad I'd rather you just didn't talk to me.

Why does your father have to get so twatular with me because I don't have a job?
Twatular by Killdozer February 5, 2009
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Twatular 

The area pertaining to or surrounding the Twat.
Oh god my Twatular area is itching up a storm
Twatular by Mrs.Zinda August 10, 2008
The cold metal device used by a physician to enlarge a woman's vagina before a pap test.
Genevieve, you're such a twatula!
twatula by James March 10, 2004

Twatulance 

I swear that Doris kept pumping out her front bum. She must have twatulance!
Twatulance by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

Count Twatula 

A guy that loves to eat out twats
Gary is Count Twatula, he has eaten out at least 145 twats.
Count Twatula by Count Twatula January 10, 2010
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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